13 Excerpts from the explanatory and goofy dictionaries

Temptation
An untapped opportunity to eat well

Materialization
The transition of swearing from thoughts and feelings to malicious assault

Spirituality
Life force that produces an unbearable stench when you are pushing

Quality
Honoring the hero of the day in the way he needs.

Violence
The strength you need even when you're alone

Innocence
Finding someone to blame is in the wrong place

System
A topic that no longer let go of those who get into it.

Satire.
Toilet vigils in a hopeless fight against constipation.