5 My ironic passages about the living beings

The cattle do not consider itself as such because it cannot count.

What is characteristic of a flea?
It rejects intelligentsia with its diluted breed.

Can a monkey turn back into a person?
Yes, it can! But only after the person turns back into a monkey.

Was there anything useful before the appearance of a person?
There were no slackers. Everybody was busy - they gorged each other.

What to do if there are very few brains left?
It's not a problem. They will be replaced by the nervous system.

Is it possible not to be born into the world?
You can't, but you can reborn into complete shit.