14 Excerpts from the explanatory and goofy dictionaries

Crime.
The ill-fated overcoming of one's own laziness.

Pioneer.
A pensioner who has fallen into childhood.

Nightmare.
Unpleasant cat dreams.

Boomerang.
Returning pleasant memories after unpleasant ones and vice versa.

Native.
An Aboriginal man who got out into people.

Realist.
A leaf that fell straight into the dirt.

Siguranza.
Canned fish from Romania.