3 My ironic passages about benefits

Unlike the depth, you can choke on the surface.

Ideals are most fearlessly protected under the blanket.

Why do intellectuals like to write poetry so much?
They try to prove to themselves by choosing rhymes that they are still in themselves.

To free oneself from a senseless life, one must either make everyone around him sensible, or become senseless oneself.

Why do women choose to wear a skirt and men choose pants?
Women, first of all, preferably to air themselves from below, and men - to prevent the draft from their heads.

Why didn't slaves have days off?
Only for several thousand years, it came to the owners how to make labor more productive.