1 Ironic passages about society.

The opposition exists only for the sake of changing its own position.

Being late means a task that is still hidden.

Regression is required when the excessive progress occurs. And vice versa.

Peoples seek to absorb each other for the sake of the desire finally to make friends.

How to beat inflation?
It is necessary to close tрe borders and concentrate on garden plots.

The rulers regard the people as dung until they themselves drown in it.

How is mass different from masses?
The masses are too heavy on the ascent.

What to do with scammers?
To force them to manage the national economy from a prison.

How to benefit from the patriots?
Turn their hot enthusiasm to kindling the icy expanses of our homeland.